This is the door of our apartment building. I see it daily! Makes me crazy! Someone probably looked in the dictionary and found this sample sentence, “Children, please no pushing and shoving in line.”
This was for the exit of the bird exhibit at the zoo. Not an exit for birds. They are not allowed to leave.
And a sliding road? Landslides? Earthquakes? Oh, slippery roads! They got it right down below.
It’s this bottom one that cracks us up! The idea is to be careful against theft and loss. But it comes out really wacky here.
If you simply read these rules you’d be pretty impressed. Don’t be. This was just a PONY RIDE.
This last one I had to take in three shots because the sign was so long. We went to this show (after I asked a few questions about what exactly it entailed). It was innocent fun. I have no idea how they got this wacky translation. Natural oxygen bar? Maybe this means going into the woods as an escape from the polluted city air?
One last one. This one isn’t wacky English but just a wacky concept. People and animals are equal? No one believes this! If we’re equal, then why are we putting these animals in cages? Just wacky. I can’t imagine a Chinese person agreeing with this statement. The friends along with us just shook their heads in confusion at this sign.
If you have an insight into the meaning of this wacky billboard, post away!
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