A Condiment Disaster

by Jimmie on December 24, 2008

This is a gingersnap and a piece of fruitcake.

Condiment Disaster

With mustard on them.

appetizersLessons learned —When you have a party, be sure to clearly state that the ketchup and mustard both go with the pigs in blankets. Also don’t forget to share that gingersnaps and fruit cake are desserts and are meant to be sweet. (In Chinese there is only one word for both cracker and cookie.)

or

When you have a party, keep the desserts far, far away from the mustard, preferably on another table.

For the second party, I chose method #2. And we saw no mustard covered sweets. What a relief!

PSĀ  The person who put mustard on the cookie and fruitcake said it was delicious. I’ve got to trust him because I’m not trying it.




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