The Dentist’s Office

by Jimmie Lanley on June 21, 2009

chinese dentist

typical Chinese dentist's office

In China, you can find dentists in street front shops among supermarkets and barber shops. Usually you can see right inside the dentist’s office through the plate glass windows and even watch people having procedures done. Generally people do not visit the dentist for preventative care, so dentists pull a lot of teeth.

On the wall of one dentist’s office in my town I saw a photograph of a dentist, dressed in white coat and even wearing a surgical cap, holding a model Chinese pagoda about 12 inches tall made entirely of human teeth.

I was horrified as I associated the photograph with the crazed doctors of Hitler’s Nazi Regime. I asked the people in the office (relaxing during their noontime rest) why the dentist did this. Their response was everything that I already knew simply by looking at the photograph, “He’s a dentist and has pulled many, many teeth over the course of his career. So he built that pagoda from the teeth to remember his years as a dentist.”

Yeah, but WHY? Again, the same explanation was offered. Yeah, but WHY? Okay, forget why.

I asked rather directly, “Don’t you think that’s disgusting? Or at least strange?”

With no emotional reaction at all, both people in the office answered, “No, not strange.”

O —- KAAAY…. am I living on the same planet as these people? Sometimes I feel that I’m a Vulcan or a Klingon in China. Why do I feel such a strong reaction to using human teeth in such a way and these people feel absolutely no repulsion or even curiosity?

I couldn’t wait to ask some of my Chinese friends about this. What a relief to find that they were equally as disgusted as I was. (So I’m not a Klingon afterall.)

Afterward my dental phobic imagination was picturing  a dentist who evaluates my teeth on the basis of creating some craft in his back laboratory.

He says:                         “Oh, this tooth is really bad. It will have to come out. Let me help you pull it.”

But He’s thinking:    “This tooth is perfect for that gap between the first and second levels of my pagoda! Mwaaaa haaa haaa haaaa……”

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Marsha June 22, 2009 at 4:58 am

ROFL! I went from disgust to busting a gut! I think I’ll get my dental work done elsewhere, thankyouverymuch.

And you must be a Klingon not a Vulcan b/c it would be illogical to make such emotional assumptions about a dental professional based solely on his choice of hobby. Neener, neener. (Wait, that’s more Mork from Ork).

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Dawn June 22, 2009 at 5:34 am

Well, I don’t believe that would attract the business of anyone I know. Yuck! Seems that dentist has a creative spark though! LOL! Brush and floss!!!
BLessings,
Dawn

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Karin Katherine June 22, 2009 at 5:59 am

Okay, what is truly gross is the fact that I want to see what the disgusting Pagoda made out of teeth looks like. Do go back and take a picture….

Mwaaa haaa haa haaa haaa

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Lisa June 22, 2009 at 7:02 am

ROFL! That cracked me up!

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Dana June 22, 2009 at 8:03 am

LOL here!

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Michelle June 22, 2009 at 8:51 am

Strange indeed! As another expat in China (Jilin Province) – I can certainly understand the WHY aspect of living in China!

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Jimmie June 22, 2009 at 11:25 am

@Marsha, You are right, you Trekkie, you! And we don’t do dental here. (needless to say)
@ Dawn, oh yeah! Brush and floss!! Having to see a local dentist is a huge fear of mine.
@Karin, I know! I need a pic. But the problem is that I was sort of dumb. I didn’t hide my reaction of disgust when I looked at the pic, so they wouldn’t let me take a pic of it. (I did ask!)

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suzanne June 22, 2009 at 11:27 am

You are making China a real place in my mind. Thank you for capturing the every day.

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Jimmie June 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

@Lisa, Dana, and Michelle — glad I made you laugh. :-)

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Jimmie June 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

@ suzanne, oh it’s very, very real! Sometimes a bit surreal though!

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Mama Bear June 22, 2009 at 1:33 pm

TOO FUNNY!
Thanks for the good chuckle.

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Melissa Telling June 23, 2009 at 12:34 am

OK, I can see MAYBE doing that with my childrens’ baby teeth (or not), but teeth you’ve pulled from countless strangers . . .!!!??? EW! What was he saving them for in the first place? And the streetfront view- double EW!

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Alexandra June 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm

LOL, very funny Jimmie. I’d think the same about that dentist!

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